May 14, 2006



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 A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to
 see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

 Then she saw an envelope propped up
 prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed: "Mom".

 With the worst premonition, she opened
 the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

  Dear Mom,

  It is with great regret and sorrow that
  I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because
 I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.
  I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice.....
  even with all her piercings, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle

  But it's not only the passion Mom, she's pregnant and Joan said
we will be very happy.
  Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I,
she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
irewood for the whole winter.

  She wants to have many more children
  with me and that's now one of my dreams too.
Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and 
  we'll be g
rowing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we want!

  In the meantime, we'll pray that science
  will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better, she sure deserves

  Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now
  and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be
  back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

  Your Son, John

  P.S. Mom, NONE of the above is true.
  I'm over at the Mike's. I just wanted to remind you that there are
  worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center


  Call when it is safe for me to come home.